Plot
Father William Smoortser drops his bible into a toilet at a rest stop just before embarking on a day-long canoe trip, breaking loose all glorious hell.

Release Year: 2011

Rating: 5.6/10 (164 voted)

Critic's Score: 47/100

Director: Todd Rohal

Stars: Steve Little, Robert Longstreet, Wally Dalton

Storyline
Father William Smoortser drops his bible into a toilet at a rest stop just before embarking on a day-long canoe trip, breaking loose all glorious hell.

Cast:
Steve Little - Father William
Robert Longstreet - Robbie Shoemaker
Wally Dalton - Father O'Herlihey
Ann Maddox - Huckleberry Finn
Koko Lanham - Tom Sawyer
Rico A. Comic - Jim
Jay Wesley Cochran - Depressed Businessman
Joe Ivy - Canoe Shop Owner
Barbara Pomer - Milagros Maria
Enrique Olguin - Miguel
Alice Bridgforth - Parishoner
Garrett Cantrell - Rest Stop Family
Sadie Cantrell - Rest Stop Family
Derek Erdman - Hoodlum
Judy Findlay - Elderly Shopper

Taglines: God will fuck you up.

Official Website: Official site |

Release Date: 19 October 2011

Filming Locations: Seattle, Washington, USA

Gross: $1,933 (USA) (23 October 2011)

Pointless

Rating: 3/10

I really wanted to laugh and I did at the first scene with the old lady with the gun and the narration by Father Billy telling a story to his parishioners. Unfortunately, it's all down hill from there.

The good father takes a vacation with a guy(Robbie) from his school days on a canoe down a river. Robbie had dated the priests sister many years earlier. While rafting they exchange stories which go nowhere and stop ashore to drink beer. Then two Asian women appear with a man they call Tom Sawyer and we quickly turn from comedy to science fiction. No need to give away the ending, suffice it to say that it is completely ridiculous. What could have been an interesting movie is just a waste of time.

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