Plot
When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser...
Release Year: 2009
Rating: 3.2/10 (533 voted)
Director:
Geoff Klein
Stars: Cindel Chartrand, Danielle Doetsch, William Jarand
Storyline When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe.
Writers: Geoff Klein, Jeff Ross
Cast: Cindel Chartrand
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Jenna
Danielle Doetsch
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Sam
William Jarand
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Moe
Suzi Lorraine
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Kelly
Christina Sciortino
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Lena
Caroline Faille
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Brooke
Rick Gader
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Blake
(as Tarek Ghader)
Kerri Taylor
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Nikki
Ivan Peric
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Tommy
Sandy Greig
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Hank
Michael Aaron
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JD
Pierre Lefebvre
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Pierre
Gigi Hébert
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Ginette
Christina Gentile
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End Girl
Michele Malone
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Ashley
Taglines:
These girls are so hot, they need to be put on ice!
Trivia:
The film is based on one of the director's friends who once told him about a dream he had about putting girls on ice.
Quotes: Sam:
Relax kiddo, it's just a car-wash!
User Review
Not appearing at an ice-rink near you this Christmas.
Rating: 4/10
The title of this film puts me in mind of those figure-skating shows
they put on at Christmas—only in this case, instead of Cinderella or
Sleeping Beauty On Ice, it would be hot babes in itsy-bitsy bikinis
performing the choctaws, camel spins, and triple salchows with a twist
to the strains of Bolero (sadly, I imagine such an event is unlikely to
happen due to the high risk of hypothermia).
Anyway, enough of these flights of fantasy... in reality, Bikini Girls
On Ice is a routine slasher the likes of which we have seen many times
before, only this time around the helpless female victims are a bunch
of hot college girls in sexy swim-wear hoping to raise some cash by
holding a bikini car-wash. En route to the location of the event, their
bus breaks down outside an abandoned gas station, home to a hulking,
wheezing, sweaty, lank-haired maniac called Moe who puts his prey into
freezers packed with ice (hence the title!).
Exactly who Moe is, why he does what he does, and how come no-one has
ever called in the cops to investigate is never explained, and that's
just a few of the reasons why this movie sucks, even with the ever
present sight of curvaceous cuties jiggling their bits in front of the
camera. Other reasons why this films bites: only one pair of bare
breasts; virtually no gore; extremely dumb characters; a killer who is
able to pop up wherever he likes—the list goes on...
What I fail to understand is how anyone can make such a dreary film
from such a simple set-up. You got a drooling inbred psycho and half a
dozen sexy girls wearing nothing but scraps of material (the sort of
garments that can be removed with one easy tug)—how hard can it really
be to turn that into a reasonably entertaining movie?
3.5 out of 10, very generously rounded up to 4 for all the pretty
ladies.
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